If you weren't out shopping at 5 a.m on Black Friday, you may be labeled a loser, a lazy ass, or a proboscis monkey. On the contrary; you may have saved your life. It's true, this previous Black Friday was crazier than ever. Shoppers have gone mad trying to find the best deals ever. There was broken glass, blood, and even deaths. Our first death deals with a 34 year old man. He was an over night store clerk, who was just trying to get through the chaos of the day ahead of him. As the automatic opening doors of a Walmart opened at 5:00 a.m, hundreds of people trampled over this poor man. Vision this in your mind; Mufasa getting trampled on by water buffalo, in the movie we've all seen called The Lion King. In that same "stampede" a pregnant woman got pushed and shoved so much that she had a miscarriage. All she was trying to do was take advantage of those great deals by getting a crib for her child to be. There were three other people seriously injured, but no one really cares to hear about them. Now that we know how crazy people will go on this supposedly "fun" day, lets all remember the great dangers it can bring for next year..
-What a heart-breaking Hairy Nipple story.
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