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Monday, March 16, 2009

Beaten-With-an-Ugly-Stick Brunette


Fergie's newest hair scare is quite the greasy mess. The dark, slick and severe hair ages her... but so does crystal meth, and we all know how much she loved that stuff. Going for the sticky, smelly, slutty look, it was only a matter of time before Fergie resorted to this dye-job. It looks great- if you will be appearing on Maury or Jerry Springer.

I like my stars to be seen with greasy fries, not greasy roots. My advice to Fergie: go back to the salon and tell them to try and make you look a little less like a cheap whore.

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