A recent study has linked fat people to the increase in global warming. The evidence is horrifying. Over weight people require more food to maintain their obesity, and therefore require increased transportation of foods, as opposed to the thin, beautiful people. Think about the environment every time you go for thirds, fatties.
Another horrifying aspect of the impact of fat people on the environment is considering their own transportation. The study pointed out that lard asses are lazier than other people, and therefore use vehicular transportation more than thin, athletic people. Making things worse, the poor, strained vehicles that belong to these plump people have to tote around more weight than vehicles with skinny owners. This extra "junk in the trunk" forces the car to use more fuel, and also give off more emissions to our environment.
If you're fat, next time you drive yourself to McDonald's to pick up 6 Big Macs, think about how much you are contributing to global warming.
The following excerpt is the most horrifying thing HNN has read, ever:
"Using statistical models, the authors compared the distribution of BMI in the United Kingdom in the 1970s -- when 3.5 percent of the population was obese -- with a prediction for the country's BMI distribution in 2010, reflecting 40 percent obesity." -CNN.
Almost half of the population is obese. This is not the world I want to live in.
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