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Thursday, January 15, 2009

May Day, May Day


A jetliner en-route to Charlotte, North Carolina went for a swim in the chilly Hudson River, in New York earlier today, sources tell HNN. In the last moments before communication was lost with the pilot, he had stated that there had been a "double bird strike", of course meaning that two birds leisurely flew into the engines of the plane.

The jetliner crashed into the Hudson River, and all aboard are reported to be safe. Of course, this raises several questions. Can the records, which lack the names of all stow-aways, be sure that those hidden in the underbelly of the jetliner are safe? HNN is awaiting comments on this question. Additionally, how does the airbus company intend to rectify any lost material possessions?

If HNN could attain a response to both questions from the airbus company, we may be able to kill two birds with one plane.

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