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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Obama to Xzibit: Please Pimp My Ride


"According to Presidential vehicle experts, the new limo is a beast-like General Motors truck-based Cadillac that is so tough it's like a 'rolling tank with windows.'

Among the vehicle's main features are windows that are 5 inches thick, 19.5-inch Goodyear RHS tires (same as super tough trucks), and possibly even a lock safety mechanism that seals off the car like a bank vault in case of an emergency. " -Wired.com

That may be, but just look at that thing. I am hoping that they unghettoize the man's ride before inauguration. It looks like it once was a really nice car that happened to get hit by a semi truck that was hauling fire, swords and chimmy chongas. After the collision the car fell into a ditch recently filled with sticky tar. That would explain the shiny black parts and the duller black parts.

Hopefully after looking at the vehicle, Obama realizes that he really does need change.

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