Not That It Matters, But...

Kelis is filing for divorce from Nas. And she is seven months pregnant with his child. SCANDALOUS. maybe the next album they each put out will be all about divorce, single parenting, and child support. but I'm not sure who would enjoy listening to that... well, actually, if the beat was hot and the chorus was catchy, everybody would be singing "i was 7 months pregnant but i still rocked those furry ass boots' or some ghetto shit my little mind can not even consider.

Anyways, Kelis has filed for divorce, claiming irreconcilable differences. Hm, and i thought that a couple that had a second house just to have crazy sex in would stay together til they died together in some strange sex act. What can we believe in?

Obama to Xzibit: Please Pimp My Ride

"According to Presidential vehicle experts, the new limo is a beast-like General Motors truck-based Cadillac that is so tough it's like a 'rolling tank with windows.'

Among the vehicle's main features are windows that are 5 inches thick, 19.5-inch Goodyear RHS tires (same as super tough trucks), and possibly even a lock safety mechanism that seals off the car like a bank vault in case of an emergency. " -Wired.com

That may be, but just look at that thing. I am hoping that they unghettoize the man's ride before inauguration. It looks like it once was a really nice car that happened to get hit by a semi truck that was hauling fire, swords and chimmy chongas. After the collision the car fell into a ditch recently filled with sticky tar. That would explain the shiny black parts and the duller black parts.

Hopefully after looking at the vehicle, Obama realizes that he really does need change.