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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Green Hot Trend Alert...


Instead of shelling out some cash money for that teenage asshole to cut the grass, try buying your very own goat.

Google has brought in a herd of goats to graze its headquarters yard as an eco-alternative way to reduce air and noise pollution. Noise pollution?

Following in Google's giant green footsteps are Yahoo... copy cats.

The only problem with these mowers is that sometimes they may chill out in a tree for a few hours. Not to mention shit all over the damn place.

I'd rather hear a mower for a few hours a week than perpetually smell goat shit.

1 comment:

Payno Mindtome said...

Aside from the fertilization benefit, the goat crap would be a major problem for me. Maybe they can genetical alter some goats so that they only crap at night or something...