Help Save Our Environment!

Our earth was a beautiful, peaceful, and calm place. Then humans became over-populated; causing destruction of our earth. We've been given this great place to survive on, and now we don't even take care of it. The Amazon Rain forest once covered over 14% of our earths surface- it now covers only 6%. Experts estimate the rest will vanish over the next forty years. You may not think this has anything to do with your life, but it actually does. The Amazon Rain forest is considered the "Lungs of our Planet" because it continuously helps recycle carbon dioxide into oxygen (the air we breathe). Blame our American corporations for destroying the trees of the Amazon. Without Rain forests, global warming will occur much faster, and our earth with all its existence will vanish.
Things you can do to help save our world:

• Little things such as: unplugging unused appliances, turning lights off in rooms you aren't using, and conserving water.
• Help plant trees in your local community
• Get a group of people together, and clean the cities you live by.
  
• RECYCLE!

Those are just a few things you can do to help save the environment. There are so many other ways to help out, all you have to do is take part in it.You don't have to become a "tree-hugger" on environmentalist, just get off your ass, and help out a little bit!

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Genocide In America

The Holocaust. Darfur. Early this morning, genocide began on American soil. A militia of men, and few women, set forth clad in either camouflage or vibrant orange clothing with one mission: kill. These "hunters" seek to kill off the human race known as ''deer''. This mass killing that occurred throughout the entirety of the day has achieved immense death tolls, the extent to which has not been calculated. Experts predict this "hunting season" to last approximately three weeks, coinciding with our lunar calendar, which drives these "hunters" into a serial killing spree. The victims of the massacre were found shot, some with several gunshot wounds, cut up the abdomen, with internal organs removed. The motives for these actions are not fully understood. The technology of the army is far superior to that of the victims; these hunters are prepared with rifles, and some use the aid of a device labeled as a "tree stand", in order to execute sniper-style killing. The deer, who receive no government aid, are left to fend for themselves. After interviewing one of the deer, he stated that he typically retaliates by running drivers off the road to their deaths. All are asked to fly their flags at half-mast to honor the innocent lives lost through the massacre, and a candlelit vigil will occur in cities across the continental U.S. Sorry Hawaii and Alaska.