Study Shows Being Overweight is More Than Unnattractive, It's Also Bad for Mother Earth

A recent study has linked fat people to the increase in global warming. The evidence is horrifying. Over weight people require more food to maintain their obesity, and therefore require increased transportation of foods, as opposed to the thin, beautiful people. Think about the environment every time you go for thirds, fatties.

Another horrifying aspect of the impact of fat people on the environment is considering their own transportation. The study pointed out that lard asses are lazier than other people, and therefore use vehicular transportation more than thin, athletic people. Making things worse, the poor, strained vehicles that belong to these plump people have to tote around more weight than vehicles with skinny owners. This extra "junk in the trunk" forces the car to use more fuel, and also give off more emissions to our environment.

If you're fat, next time you drive yourself to McDonald's to pick up 6 Big Macs, think about how much you are contributing to global warming.

The following excerpt is the most horrifying thing HNN has read, ever:

"Using statistical models, the authors compared the distribution of BMI in the United Kingdom in the 1970s -- when 3.5 percent of the population was obese -- with a prediction for the country's BMI distribution in 2010, reflecting 40 percent obesity." -CNN.

Almost half of the population is obese. This is not the world I want to live in.

Obama's Hot Bod: Cause Of Global Warming?

Barack Obama and his family relaxed a little in Kailua, Hawaii over the past few days. But Obama still fits in time to sculpt his hot bod. He and Michelle got their workout on at Semper Fit Center on Marine Corps Base Hawaii Kaneohe Bay around 7 in the morning. That is dedication.

After an hour chiseling away at his abs, Obama left to demand that people have "Happy Holidays". Upon hearing his demands, peoples' lives instantly got better. He was walking around topless, letting the paparazzi capture his body on film. According to bystanders, he seemed very relaxed and at ease and did not mind getting his picture taken, again and again and again...

With his seriously hot bod, which had been covered in suits for almost two years now, it is fitting to name him as the culprate behind global warming. Everything within a three mile radius of him begins to melt. And without the protection of business-like attire, the results are damaging.

Help Save Our Environment!

Our earth was a beautiful, peaceful, and calm place. Then humans became over-populated; causing destruction of our earth. We've been given this great place to survive on, and now we don't even take care of it. The Amazon Rain forest once covered over 14% of our earths surface- it now covers only 6%. Experts estimate the rest will vanish over the next forty years. You may not think this has anything to do with your life, but it actually does. The Amazon Rain forest is considered the "Lungs of our Planet" because it continuously helps recycle carbon dioxide into oxygen (the air we breathe). Blame our American corporations for destroying the trees of the Amazon. Without Rain forests, global warming will occur much faster, and our earth with all its existence will vanish.
Things you can do to help save our world:

• Little things such as: unplugging unused appliances, turning lights off in rooms you aren't using, and conserving water.
• Help plant trees in your local community
• Get a group of people together, and clean the cities you live by.
  
• RECYCLE!

Those are just a few things you can do to help save the environment. There are so many other ways to help out, all you have to do is take part in it.You don't have to become a "tree-hugger" on environmentalist, just get off your ass, and help out a little bit!

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