Rohypnol: My Kind of Drug

Date Rape: It was hot in the '90s, and now it's back for more. While at the club, girls are looking to: 1. Dance 2. Get drunk & 3. Get raped. That is why Rohypnol or "Roofies" are so hot right now. If your the type of girl who carelessly sets her drink down, while not keeping an eye on it, you are a prime candidate for date rape. Roofies can easily be broken up and dissolved in your drink, and you won't even taste it. How much better can it get? No bad tastes, no swallowing pills, NO bad breath. You know Roofies have gotten ahold of your system when you can't remember things, you feel dizzy, and you are confused. Once this drug has taken ahold of your mind & body, there's not much to remember- until you finally start to peak. When you wake up the morning after, naked and alone in the streets, your memory of the previous night will finally start to kick in. Finally, you recollect your thoughts and feelings of the night before, when you were getting taken advantage of by some stranger, and think how "awesome" it was. If you are interested in finding some Rohypnol, it is widely used in Texas, and Florida. Be careful though, if you get caught with this drug in your possession, you will be locked up for a maximum of three years. Ouch!

-If your a girl who is interested in being taken away by these drugs, just simply leave your alcoholic beverage out, and hope someone spikes your drink. It could just be your lucky night.

Attention All Drunks and Drug Users

December is National Drunk and Drugged Driving Prevention Month. Which is a good thing to have since drunk/drugged drivers wreak absolute havoc on, and off, the roads. Driving while under the influence of any substance is always a bad choice and should be avoided at all costs... Everyone knows this. What everyone doesn't know is if you commit your life to drugs and alcohol and do not die, you will ultimately look like this. (shown to the right)

No one desires to look like Amy Winehouse. If they do they are already safely in the confines of a mental facility. Amy is a prime example of what hard partying can do to a body. No one remembers what she looked like before... in fact no one knows her real name. Giving way to ideas that maybe, just maybe, she is not even a woman. It's 2008, guys and girls alike grow long locks and slap some make-up on their face. It's really anybody's guess. So the real moral of December is drink and do drugs in moderation and ALWAYS check the mirror periodically. If you forget about your appearance, there is a good chance you look like Amy Winehouse.