12-10-08: Call in GAY!

This coming Wednesday, (tomorrow) don't call in sick to work, call in gay.

-After thousands of gays and lesbians showed their anger towards the Prop 8 ballot, they feel it is time to show how loving, compassionate, and caring they really are. In order to do this, all gays are going to call of work.. not because of a death in the family, or because they are seriously ill, but because they are seriously gay!! While on this gay-day-out, the men and women are supposed to show their love by volunteering their time to local services in need.

If your gay, and interested in participating in A Day Without Gay, click here.

Human to Earth: I'm seeing other planets

The Moon, Venus and Jupiter all met up December 1 for a little midnight delight. But little did they know that all humans from planet Earth could see what they were doing- and we wanted in. Dancing around the sky, these frisky planets created crazy triangles that hypnotized our human eyes and excited our senses. The sun and the moon get a little boring; we see them everyday. But seeing the moon flirt with Venus and Jupiter, its just really fun to watch. If I had to chose a new planet to live on, it would have to Venus. In fact, I may just start texting Venus, see what she is up to on a daily basis, warm her up to the thought of me residing on her- running on her bulges, cart-wheeling through her forests. Anything would be fun and exciting with Venus...

But for now, I am stuck with Earth. I hope she doesn't read this.