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Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2009

True Love: German Child Style


Germany is crazy and everyone knows it. So when two lovebirds run off to Africa to get married no one bats a feathery eyelash. But when these two love birds are still young enough to wet the bed and eat nose-pickings, the world gasps with erotic excitement and slight horror. The two lovers thought it was completely necessary to elope to Africa- and take a friend/witness. Pigs spotted them at a train station and immediately notified Hitler or whoever is in the know in Germany.

HNN loves love- especially child-love, between children., not adults and children, that's so sick. But when an 8 year old loves a 5 year old, something special will happen. Think Corey and Topanga.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Halo Gamers Unite- In Holy Matrimony

Love can be found in other places than just grocery stores, tobacco outlets, and anti-war rallies (although the best types of romances come from these places). Lovers can now find other losers, i mean lovers, through gaming.

Gaming, once thought of as a purely adolescent hobby, is now uniting people the way on-line chat rooms usually do. It shouldn't come as a shock, its December of 2008, what can we not do via technological devices? If I wanted to I could order food, clothing and sex (the most basic of all needs) through the Internet, and never leave my house. But that is beside the point.

Her gaming name was SickNDeHed. His was PsychoVandal. Upon the first glance of each other's names they knew they had found something special... something, dare I say, psychotically sick. After finding each other while playing Halo, Desirai Labrada, 29, and John Henry, 26, decided to take their gaming romance to a new level. Playing Halo as a team, watching each other's back, sacrificing lives for one another, and in serious instances Desirai has been known to take Dramamine in order to battle it out through 3 hour gaming events for John. True love, no doubt.

Since she lived in New York and he in Florida, SickNDeHed flew down to Florida to meet her Vandal in 2005, roughly one year since they first began Halo-ing together. Soon after she moved down to Florida permanently to be with John. And early this year, after John popped the question to Desirai, Desi thought that a Halo-themed wedding was the best way to show how completely crazy they are.

After planning the wedding, John's family is not too crazy about the idea, constantly fretting about what to wear. Desi's family is not in the know since Desi thought it would be best to just not tell them...

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

12-10-08: Call in GAY!


This coming Wednesday, (tomorrow) don't call in sick to work, call in gay.

-After thousands of gays and lesbians showed their anger towards the Prop 8 ballot, they feel it is time to show how loving, compassionate, and caring they really are. In order to do this, all gays are going to call of work.. not because of a death in the family, or because they are seriously ill, but because they are seriously gay!! While on this gay-day-out, the men and women are supposed to show their love by volunteering their time to local services in need.

If your gay, and interested in participating in A Day Without Gay, click here.