2009 H1N1

The latest media sensation, swine flu, has hit the land of the free. 141 Americans have caught the swine flu.

A paranoid Egypt is to off 350,000 pigs.

HNN loves pigs, even sick ones, and we will never wear surgical masks.

True Love: German Child Style

Germany is crazy and everyone knows it. So when two lovebirds run off to Africa to get married no one bats a feathery eyelash. But when these two love birds are still young enough to wet the bed and eat nose-pickings, the world gasps with erotic excitement and slight horror. The two lovers thought it was completely necessary to elope to Africa- and take a friend/witness. Pigs spotted them at a train station and immediately notified Hitler or whoever is in the know in Germany.

HNN loves love- especially child-love, between children., not adults and children, that's so sick. But when an 8 year old loves a 5 year old, something special will happen. Think Corey and Topanga.