Are You A Drug Smuggler Looking To Relocate?

Then come to Columbus, New Mexico!

This small, economically-meager town is a hot spot for Mexican drug smugglers who are trying to keep their mind on their money, money on their mind. The police are almost completely absent in this cozy little town, which is only rubber bands on the money wads to the Mexican criminals- or anyone else involved in illegal activity.

Townspeople don't seem to mind the drug smuggling, and insist that without the influx of illegal money, their town would not even survive. Some of the townspeople will even tell you that there is no problem, drug or money, at all. That everything is just fine.

But, cops in the surrounding areas have been snooping around and are quickly learning the Who's Who of the Mexican drug smugglers. Claiming to know the names and games of many, police are just waiting it out for the big bust.

So, if you are a Mexican drug smuggler in the smaller area of Columbus, New Mexico, I would load up all my possessions into my shiny, black, hydraulic SUV, pick up my amigos, and road trip til i found the next 'in the middle of nowhere' town. Good Luck Guys.

Guns, Ammunition, and Hair Spray

Laura Zuniga, Miss Sinaloa 2008, is pictured here sandwiched in between dangerous gunmen. "Zuniga was riding in one of two trucks, where soldiers found a large stash of weapons, including two AR-15 assault rifles, .38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S currency." according to FoxNews. One of the men she was caught with appeared to be her boyfriend, showcasing her abilities to 'ride or die'.

When asked what she was doing with the men, Miss Pretty Pretty told authorities that they planned on going shopping while in Bolivia and Colombia. Which is not totally unheard of in today's economy. I usually travel with at least three assault rifles while going shopping. That way if someone dare attempt to steal my newly acquired belongings, I can easily stop the attempt with a quick bullet to the brain.

Since this all happened in Guadalajara, Mexico the men will probably be beheaded leaving the beauty queen to be the police officers' make-up and style specialist. A true Senorita story.