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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Goodbye, Day Dream Believer























The House passed a bill prohibiting the sale and transport of primates for pets. As if no other monkey has ever attacked a human, the House was genuinely moved by the attacks of Travis, the chimpanzee. Travis decided his mama was not working out for him, and as a result, he destroyed her face. Charla Nash, mother of Travis, was sent to the Cleveland Clinic, where doctors are considering a face transplant for Charla.

If I could have a face transplant, I'd take Angelina Jolie's face.

Travis was shot dead by the five-o after his tiff with his mom.

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