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Friday, February 6, 2009

Snuggies: Taking Over the World One Loser at a Time


The hosts of the Today Show must not have been strong. They collectively wore Snuggies on air for all to see. And as that is not bad enough, they were advocating the use of Snuggies. Photos show that even the casting crew donned Snuggies.

I have recently read WE by Yevgeny Zamyatin, a novel where there is OneState and all the people look identical wearing the same garb and having shaved heads. Well, the Today Show was so close to utilitarianism I could practically see the hair falling from Meredith Vieira.

Listen, if you are not a complete loser, do not associate yourself with Snuggie. It is bad publicity to be seen in one. And if you wear a Snuggie while behind closed, locked doors, do everyone a favor and stay in the closet.

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