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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Thirteen-Year-Old Becomes Father


This thirteen year old lad Alfie, who looks like an innocent eight year old, is now a proud daddy. Him and his fifteen year old (ugly, and drugged out looking) girlfriend decided that they would not have an abortion, after finding out Alfie's jizz actually contained sperm. What looks like two kids playing with their baby sister, is actually bf/gf not knowing how to care for their baby girl Maisie. (Kind of cute name.)

-The funny thing about this story is that Alfie stands at just 4 foot tall, and has not even had a voice change yet. Us here at HNN don't know whether to be scared, disgusted, or laugh about the situation. Interviewers asked Alfie how he plans on financially caring for the child, and his response was "what does financially mean."--Un-fucking-believable.

In this embarrassingly awesome video HNN has provided for our viewers, Alfie discusses how he, and girlfriend plan to care for their healthy baby girl:

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