There is nothing HNN hates more than red and pink hearts, stuffed teddy bears, and roses dipped in glitter. On the day that has "love" lingering in the air, (aka hot sex) we have decided to celebrate in a different way. We are going to travel deep into the forest, smoke cigarettes, do some yoga, and end our day off with saving puppies.
No one needs to get fat off of chocolate hearts, and baby cupids. Their partners just do that to reassure them that they aren't cheating.
- If you hate V-day as much as us, and are interested in participating in our Unvalentine escapade, RSVP to HNN before February 14.
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