Michael Phelps, Olympian extraordinaire, was caught on camera doing some not role-model-like activities. For an Olympic swimmer to be such a pro at the bong is just astounding. And HNN thinks that scientific research needs to be done on this superhuman body. Not only can he steal many a records and gold metals, but he does it all high as hell. Smoking is said to lead to unhealthy lungs, among other illnesses, which is why it is important for athletes to not smoke. But clearly Phelps' hot bod can not only handle, but thrive while under the influence.
Just think, if everyone could smoke and smoke and smoke, and smoke and swim. And smoke and swim and win gold metals. Everyone would be doing it. And that is why "The Man" wants us to think that smoking pot is bad for us, and that nothing good can come from it. Sorry "Mr. Man" but Phelps just blew a hole through that story.
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