There are almost too many Americans who can't shit on a normal basis. Also, there are almost too many Americans who waste their money on useless diet pills. If you're reading this, and you fit in with either or both of those categories, I've got a surprise for you.. Colon xR! You may have heard of this pill on a little show I like to call Oprah, or you could be reading this not knowing anything about Colon xR. If you have constipation problems, and have been scavenging through drug stores looking for something to relieve your anus; look no further. An average person could have up to 10 pounds of food just sitting in their colons. Not only is that disgusting, but it's also making you fatter than you need to be. So if your a "dieter" reading this article, this pill will wash that 10 pounds right out of you. Colon xR is made from 100% all natural sources, so you know this shit is legit.
-If you are interested in testing some Colon xR out for yourself, here is a link to get a free trial
It would be in your best interest to start this pill on a day when your not busy, because if the description says it will make you poop out 10 pounds, one can only assume you would be sitting on the toilet all day.
1 comment:
EXCELLENT!!
I have always wanted to know what it feels like to shit out ten pounds in one sitting, and now you tell me I can find out! It doesn't matter that the one sitting will last thirty hours, or that during that time, I will most likely be relieving myself of my entire volume of bodily fluids... No, thank you for this wonderful opportunity!
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