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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Drill, Baby, Drill



With only a few weeks left in his presidency, George W. Bush decided to commence offshore drilling. Upon reading of this event, it seemed likely that the drilling locale would be, dare I say, Alaskan. However, much to the surprise of HNN, Bush has chosen Virginia.
We suppose Virginia is an alright choice, after all, she is a nice girl. However, in times of desperation- when you need a baby-, why choose someone that may be infertile? Experts state that Virginia may be hiding reserves of oil off her shores, but America needs a baby now, and that baby's name is Oil.
Bush has stated that in addition to the potential Virginia has shown, her parents(the government) are much friendlier about the drilling. Good luck Bush, get out your dipstick and look for Virginia's oil.

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