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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Genocide In America


The Holocaust. Darfur. Early this morning, genocide began on American soil. A militia of men, and few women, set forth clad in either camouflage or vibrant orange clothing with one mission: kill. These "hunters" seek to kill off the human race known as ''deer''. This mass killing that occurred throughout the entirety of the day has achieved immense death tolls, the extent to which has not been calculated. Experts predict this "hunting season" to last approximately three weeks, coinciding with our lunar calendar, which drives these "hunters" into a serial killing spree. The victims of the massacre were found shot, some with several gunshot wounds, cut up the abdomen, with internal organs removed. The motives for these actions are not fully understood. The technology of the army is far superior to that of the victims; these hunters are prepared with rifles, and some use the aid of a device labeled as a "tree stand", in order to execute sniper-style killing. The deer, who receive no government aid, are left to fend for themselves. After interviewing one of the deer, he stated that he typically retaliates by running drivers off the road to their deaths. All are asked to fly their flags at half-mast to honor the innocent lives lost through the massacre, and a candlelit vigil will occur in cities across the continental U.S. Sorry Hawaii and Alaska.

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