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Thursday, December 11, 2008

HNN Studies Reveal Beyonce is Slow


After completing a thorough analysis of "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)", the hot new single by Beyonce Knowles-Carter, qualitative reasoning has supported claims made that Beyonce is significantly below maturity standards. Knowles-Carter, 27, has been in the music industry for quite some time, starting out with her trio Destiny's Child, a musical troupe consisting of Beyonce, and two other forgetful lassies.
But let us leave the past in the past. The issue at hand is Beyonce's mental condition, and whether her brain is up to speed. The answer is no. Evidence: Think back to your kindergarten through possibly third grade years. Now lets talk about this for a minute. When one of your primary education colleagues stated they liked something, what did you say? Answer: If you like it so much, why don't you marry it. Now, lets look at this as if it were a mathematical problem.
We can state:
If you like it so much, why don't you marry it? = If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

If A=B, and B=C, then Beyonce is mentally handicapped.

1 comment:

Charlie said...

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