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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Obama's Hot Bod: Cause Of Global Warming?

Barack Obama and his family relaxed a little in Kailua, Hawaii over the past few days. But Obama still fits in time to sculpt his hot bod. He and Michelle got their workout on at Semper Fit Center on Marine Corps Base Hawaii Kaneohe Bay around 7 in the morning. That is dedication.

After an hour chiseling away at his abs, Obama left to demand that people have "Happy Holidays". Upon hearing his demands, peoples' lives instantly got better. He was walking around topless, letting the paparazzi capture his body on film. According to bystanders, he seemed very relaxed and at ease and did not mind getting his picture taken, again and again and again...

With his seriously hot bod, which had been covered in suits for almost two years now, it is fitting to name him as the culprate behind global warming. Everything within a three mile radius of him begins to melt. And without the protection of business-like attire, the results are damaging.

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