Do you ever just want to feel more aroused when eating or making sex? Have you ever ate a whole pie and thought "That should have tasted more magical". Is sex not what it used to be for you?
If you have answered "yes" to any of these questions then the "Pleasure Chip" is just for you. Scientists are tediously working on such a chip that can be placed in the orbitofrontal cortex, located just behind your eyes. This chip will stimulate the orbitofrontal cortex, which is the pleasure center of the brain. People who have an inability to perceive pleasures from sex or eating will now be able to once again enjoy these activities.
Although this miracle chip is not yet ready to be distributed to the public, Tipu Aziz, one of the scientists working on it, predicts that this little piggie will be ready for the market within the next ten years. But until then folks, you will have to keep snorting your coke and drinking your whiskey to fend away the misery you face from day to day.
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You guys are like a three or four days ahead of digg in your reporting, nice work.
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