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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Lebanese Mutant

The worlds largest potato was harvested by a Lebanese farmer, weighing in at twenty-two pounds. The poor potato had contracted acromegaly, and was recently killed by the farmer, his own father. The murder occurred 7 December, 2008, when the daddy uprooted the potato, essentially removing all life support. Once the little guy's feeding tubes had been removed, it was only a matter of time. Now, his father proudly carries the corpse of his spawn around, showing off his morbidly obese son. Watch this to learn more about the tragedy, but only if you speak Lebanese!

CNN is apparently feeling the strain of our economy and can no longer afford translators.

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