Custom Search

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Terrorists Just Wanna Have Fun


Terrorists who attacked Mumbai did not solely rely on the hatred running through their veins. Cocaine and LSD were found at the scene of attacks, along with steroid syringes. Gyms and fitness centers are hard to come by if you are a terrorist. A few underground gyms located in caves do not carry the equipment used to get "terrorist chic" bodies. That is why it is common for many terrorists to juice it up with the help of steroids. When your life revolves around the destruction of others, a fit body is a total must-have. Another necessity is the ability to be awake and ready at all times- here's where cocaine comes into play. When you're out on a mission, timing is everything. If you're sleepy, your body is not at its peak. But blow a few lines of coke and suddenly you will be just itching at the chance to blow up some buildings- in the dead of night, with zero hours of sleep.

That all makes perfect sense, the 'roids and blow- what does not fit is the LSD. Call me crazy, but I think that tripping while carrying out terrorist play-dates is just silly. This leads me to believe that yes, terrorists, like everybody else, just want to have some insane, stupid, wacked-out fun. Party on you crazy kids.

No comments: