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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

ShopRite Refuses to Give Child Cake


Adolph Hitler, shown at right being smothered by his old-fashioned trashy parents, was denied a birthday cake when he turned 3 years old. Heath Campbell (the one who looks like a murderer) went into ShopRite to order his son a birthday cake. When he told the person working he wanted the cake to say "Happy Birthday Adolph Hitler," the woman refused. You may ask yourself why any sane parent would name their child that, but if you ask Heath, he says "it's just a name.." The family has two other children who also share Nazi-themed names. The father denies the Holocaust ever happened, and has swastikas hanging in every room of the house (which I assume smells like cat piss, diapers, and smoke).

-Both parents claim they are not racist, and don't understand why people make a big deal over their childrens' names.

-Note to Heath from HNN: Go wash your face, and change all your childrens names.

2 comments:

Charlie said...

Geez, yeah...I honestly don't know what to say to that one!

Payno Mindtome said...

The poor kid. I hope when he's older he seeks a divorce from his parents and finds some sane ones to live with. And I hope he's granted a name change as well. Stupid parents.