Gun sales have shot up to an estimated 50% in most suburbs following the election of Barack Obama.
In other news, sales of x-ray glasses- the ones that see through clothing, armor, hair, and feathers- are said to have grown 10 fold just days prior to the Victoria's Secret's Fashion Show, which aired December 3, 2008. The only people who were legally not allowed to purchase x-ray glasses were those who've had previous child molestation charges... But I'm sure craigslist.com catered to their needs.
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