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Friday, December 19, 2008

Suri Cruise: Ugliest Baby of '08


This bitch became popular in 2006, when Katie and Tom Cruise birthed her. Yes, both of them birthed her, it must be a Scientology thing. With the year 2008 coming to an end, us at HNN decided we had to give someone the "ugly crown." Who better than a non-deserving rich child? Many people have been asked if they thought she was cute, and all responses came back negative. "She's just an ugly child, nothing more."--We've heard this line one too many times.

Why was she voted Ugliest Baby of '08? Simple. She has a terrible haircut, not-so-good eyebrows, and a gross complexion. Also, I hate to be harsh, but ...she's kind of... on the thick side. For heavens sake, Suri is TomKat's baby girl! Everyone has had such high expectations of what she should look like, and it's just not happening. I hope 2009 will bring her some good looks.


Sources have told us Katie & Tom are setting up dates for Suri's first reconstructive surgery. As for Suri, she's a diva who has an attitude that says "I don't give a fuck."

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