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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Guns, Ammunition, and Hair Spray


Laura Zuniga, Miss Sinaloa 2008, is pictured here sandwiched in between dangerous gunmen. "Zuniga was riding in one of two trucks, where soldiers found a large stash of weapons, including two AR-15 assault rifles, .38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S currency." according to FoxNews. One of the men she was caught with appeared to be her boyfriend, showcasing her abilities to 'ride or die'.

When asked what she was doing with the men, Miss Pretty Pretty told authorities that they planned on going shopping while in Bolivia and Colombia. Which is not totally unheard of in today's economy. I usually travel with at least three assault rifles while going shopping. That way if someone dare attempt to steal my newly acquired belongings, I can easily stop the attempt with a quick bullet to the brain.

Since this all happened in Guadalajara, Mexico the men will probably be beheaded leaving the beauty queen to be the police officers' make-up and style specialist. A true Senorita story.

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